The perfect name for a dick so massive and thick, it pops your girls other cherries, even if she ain't a virgin. Also known as the Maryland Anal Tugger. If you have one of these, beware, with great size comes the possibility of actually splitting someone in half.
Detective: What appears the cause of death?
Doc: It seems the girl had a California Cherry Crusher shoved inside her reproductive organs.
Detective: Good God! What kind of deadly weapon is that!?!
Doc: Nothin you own.
Doc: It seems the girl had a California Cherry Crusher shoved inside her reproductive organs.
Detective: Good God! What kind of deadly weapon is that!?!
Doc: Nothin you own.
by IRHMP August 27, 2016
Get the California Cherry Crushermug. by Anal Cherry November 15, 2010
Get the bing cherry saladmug. 1)A rich tart with biscuit base, filled with a mixture of cream cheese, cream, sugar, and often sultanas. Occasionally accompanied by a novelty fruit topping, the elusive cherry.
2)A pre-meditated sex method in which the male strikes his female companion in the nose, and proceeds to ejaculate on her forehead. Gravity tends to cause said semen to descend down the females facial region, creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake.
2)A pre-meditated sex method in which the male strikes his female companion in the nose, and proceeds to ejaculate on her forehead. Gravity tends to cause said semen to descend down the females facial region, creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake.
"I heard you punched your girl in the face last night"
"It was for a good reason, young squire, for I then ejaculated on her face creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake"
"understood"
"It was for a good reason, young squire, for I then ejaculated on her face creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake"
"understood"
by Joel McCabe November 26, 2006
Get the Cherry Cheese Cakemug. Sami: My butt still hurts from last night. During it all my butt made a cherry popping sound.
Alivia: I'm so sorry, I had that same problem my first time.
Alivia: I'm so sorry, I had that same problem my first time.
by Lambful September 3, 2018
Get the Cherry Popping Soundmug. Guy 1: Bruh I staight up gave her a cherry cream pie last night
Guy 2: Bruh was she good for her first time
Guy 1: Hell yeah
Guy 2: Bruh was she good for her first time
Guy 1: Hell yeah
by yeeterthepeter April 8, 2019
Get the Cherry Cream Piemug. A real gentleman who always finds pleasure by drinking tea with girls. A bit of a pervert and loves his best friend and Caitlin Petkovski
by Tasty 20112919 August 31, 2011
Get the James Edwardo Cherrymug. by danky4596 August 9, 2009
Get the Cherries n' berriesmug.