Cheeks to the wind

Cheeks to the wind describes the act of a woman going to the toilet outside. Aptly named because of the fact that your butt cheeks are literally exposed to all the elements as you squat in the least ladylike manner.
‘Yo where’s J-Lo?’
‘She’s behind that car, cheeks to the wind
‘Jeez dude it’s snowing
by Candyshaft October 28, 2020
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Cheeked Out

getting killed or losing consciousness by the enormous weight of a woman's/man's cheeks sitting on your face
i would totally let the cyberdemon from DOOM sit and crush my face. getting cheeked out by that muscle muffin would be an honor
by assaultpencil March 23, 2024
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cheeksed

the act of stealing something by hiding it between your arse cheeks. the act of stealing in this way is cheeksing, the item is cheeksed and if youre going to steal in this was youre going to cheeks
at the shop
frazer: are you going to cheeks anything
aaron: yeah i cheeksed some crisps
Boss man bunless: get out of my shop, stop cheeksing!
by Threesome_69 February 20, 2018
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