Bumper Stab

When you bump into somebody in a bumper car and stab them at the same time.

Jim: "Hey I just bumper stabbed that guy!"

Bob: "Right on! Get him again next time he comes by!"

by mdeeeeeeeeeeeee June 1, 2012

bumping shovels

Time to quit working together. When two people are doing the same task and are starting to get in each other's way.

Looks like we are bumping shovels. I am going to work on the trim.

by webmayin April 29, 2013

Bumperlark

Has no precise meaning, but can be used in ANY situation. Often used when speaker cannot think of a verb to describe a person; it is only used in reference to people, so can be utilized as a noun. The positive or negative connotation of the word is dictated by the situation and tone.

It is most well known by the Biology students of Swansea University.

"Shut up, you bumperlark"

"Stop with the compliments you bumperlark"

"Nigel Farage is such a fucking bumperlark!"

by sutmaebec May 27, 2014

bumpin a taxi

Is where you order a taxi and when it comes and then takes you to where ever you are going instead of paying the driver you get out and run . Usually you stop just before your destination so they dont see what house or building you go into

Taxi bumpincabcarhacknebumpin a taxitaxi bumpednot paying a taxi

by Maddog1230 January 22, 2014

bumper pop

When one jumps up and down on a random cars bumper to "pop" the bumper off of the car then fleeing the scene.

Damn, sucks that that car got his bumper knocked off. Nigga got bumper popped

by Jon423 January 19, 2014

bumping mollusc

The act of labia on labia rubbing between two females. Also known as tribadism, it's usually performed while scissoring.

"Did you hear that Ellen Page came out as a lesbian?'
"Yeah, I sort of always figured she'd be into bumping mollusc."

by Batlord February 15, 2014

bumpermagnet

A stupid bicycle rider/skateboarder who does not follow rules or, especially, common sense when riding on streets with cars. Mostly seen in college towns or larger urban settings. This can also pertain to walkers, stroller pushers, joggers and fitness fanatics who "can't let my heart rate drop". Unfortunately, sometimes it drops to ZERO bpm.

ASU has a large number of bumpermagnets on the street. Especially between 8AM and 3PM.

The best way to become a bumpermagnet is to wear headphones while skateboarding in traffic. Lucky is when you just get a case of road rash.

This bumpermagnet was nothing but a smear on the pavement when he ran a stop sign when a bus was coming.

by coyotemutt March 7, 2014