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baggage buffet

When you meet someone in dating that has so many issues, that's it's like a baggage buffet.
Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
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Green Buffet

See: Gravy SEAL.

A higher rank, in the make-believe military, these guys are potentially more dangerous. Delusion larpers on a spectrum somewhere between a gun-nuts and preppers. Prone to hate on gamers, airsoft/paintball players, and others because they use “real guns” instead; possibly in a controlled environment or even recklessly.
You got called out for flexing a participation trophy. You’re not even a Gravy SEAL, you’re a Green Buffet!
by ThisBruiser December 17, 2023
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the Bullet Train Move

A chess move that allows you to “speed” in any direction you like (excluding backwards). It is essentially a one-time queen but this move cannot be used to checkmate a king.

(Do not run the king over.)
verb
I love doing the Bullet Train Move, it’s so op frfr!
by k-hot jalapeños December 31, 2023
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the bullet

Used to describe when something is precise and amazing, like when a sniper takes perfect aim.
have you seen that new movie coming out?
no i haven’t, what’s it about?
well it’s an action movie but it’s funny and there’s a bit of a mystery to be solved and the two detectives end up falling in love
wow that checks all the boxes of what i like in a movie
yeah i suggested it cause i knew you’d think it was on the bullet
by aaronwithers246 January 9, 2024
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Ghetto Buffet

Buffet of all the free food you accumulate from redeeming rewards from fast food restaurants apps.
I am broke. We bout to have a ghetto buffet tonight. What do we have for free on the McDonald’s app? Check dominoes app too! I need to see if we have a free pizza.
by BadBadblackman November 29, 2023
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Fluffer Buffets

(Noun)
In porn it's a risky sexual maneuver it's when the tree male actors place their entire fist as far as they can at the primary entrance the back entrance and the mouth of the actress.
"Are you sure we're going to do the fluffer buffets isn't a bit too risky for the actress?"
by mitakenshiryusen May 13, 2024
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Dirty buffet

When a sexual partner sucks poop out of an ass hole full of semen
Daddy Hagrid gave Hermone a dirty buffet
by Daddy Hagrid December 25, 2024
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