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Beach day

BEACH DAYYYYY
by anonymous111887665444 August 3, 2022
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Newport Beach

A city full of gang members and sand smearing surfer kids who give each other blowjobs while their blonde soccer moms bleach their hair and the Latina moms in flip flops beat up random kids that they are nannying for not knowing spanish. Occasionally somebody'll drown and they'll all have a beach party smoke out and get the whole trash city high on marijuana and yell as loud as they can as it is totally super quirky and funny haha. Then the boys'll spend their food stamps on Supreme and Gucci and the girls will get gangbanged on the school bleachers by their fifteen boyfriends while all of the lesbian girls finger each other, all of whom will be wearing 10 layers because it is finally below 85 degrees and question each other literally everything because their brains cannot function past surfboards and weed.
Newport Beach is a terrible place.
by Savannah Leoni November 24, 2019
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Easton The Beach Boy

A word to describe Easton's or a number use to describe a lot
W have a Easton the beach boy amount of cake
by RJ's friend October 19, 2022
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beach bumbling

Beach Bumbling is when you love beaches and spend the day jumping from beach to beach with no real plan.
Term was coined on the Beach Bumbling YouTube channel.
We spent the day beach bumbling up the coast of Mexico.
by Lladdis July 29, 2024
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Phuqqing beach

The pronunciation spelling of ‘f***ing b*tch’. Also a term of abuse and disparagement
For example, you PHUQQING BEACH, what are u doing right now
by marcotoa January 19, 2025
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Beach Money

Getting paid a large lump sum, while doing minimal work. May possible die trying to achieve it.
“This Beach Money. We rich.” *gunshot* -Ronnie Mathis
by Ubitiqous February 12, 2024
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Pink Rear-Loading Beach Bomb

When having the sex with a female on a beach, before doing the cum, throw sand in her asshole and shit on her pussy whilst saying in a Matthew McConaughey impression, "BEACH BOMB".
I gave that bitch, Courtney, a pink rear-loading beach bomb for cheating on me and she pepper-sprayed me.
by A COOMER May 24, 2022
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