Pacific Beach surfer

Pacific Beach surfer - noun phrase - a fuckboy who does not think

Wesley has never seen psychotronictruth.com - what a mfing Pacific Beach surfer!

by RobMatrix March 6, 2022

Beach walker

A person(s) who go to the ocean, not to get in the water nor fish, to walk/lay on the beach

*on a pier*

Guy 1: I wish my girl wasn’t such a beach walker and would come fish with us

Guy 2: eh they’re all the same anyhow

by Magic-D June 2, 2022

beach wallerin

laying in the shallow pools of water on the beach that form when the tide rolls back out

Hey Amber, let's go beach wallerin!

by snilloryesac January 14, 2013

beach umbrellas

Someone with fairly small pointy boobs who needs to wear a padded swimsuit to contain them

Guy 1: "Man is her swimsuit padded?"
Guy 2: "dude she probably has beach umbrellas"

by Hhahahahaha0101 June 16, 2015

Beach bummed

Having anal sex with a stranger in the sand dunes at the beach

Melony got beach bummed last night

by Threestrumpetsandatrumpet June 7, 2018

Beach Pirate

Typically roaming the halls of the flip, beach pirates find their natural habitat in the harry potter closet. They prance, dance, and trump all day long. Derived from the somalian word beeatch periatez. Can often be spotted on the beaches of california, hawaii, texas, louisiana and ¿new mexico? I guess...even though they don't have a beach?

Dude, that is a shibbystastic beach pirate!

Hey bro, lets shred the lefty loopies like true beach pirates on our shredsticks.

There is a beach pirate in the flip!

Gretchen, stop trying to make beach pirate happen. It's not going to happen!

by brrenlissa! December 9, 2011

Beach blowy

When youre on a nude beach and a women you dont know gives you a free blowy and leaves never to be seen again and when she does reappear she gives you another blowy

Guy: this beach is nice
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*

1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again

by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019