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Bats for the other side

Descriptive of a gay, by a straight.
by Naughty Daddy August 11, 2022
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The Big Bat

The Big Bat refers to any man in whose penis extends 8 inches in length, and above 5 inches in girth. Someone who is referred to as "The Big Bat" will typically walk with confidence, knowing they are likely the most hung guy wherever they go. These men typically excel in the dating game, as word spreads quickly of the absolute monster in between their legs.
Person A: Hey, look over there, Owen is taking the hottest girl in town back to his place.

Person B: No wonder, he's The Big Bat for a reason.
Person A : I mean with a cock like that what girl wouldn't want to step up to the plate with The Big Bat
by KingNation120 October 7, 2023
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Fury Bat

A woman with bare bush on her Bat.
Jenny has a fury bat
by Max Donnanoodles August 18, 2016
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Bat

Person 1: “omw I togally forgot”
Person 2: it’s “totally”
Person 1: Gringa don’t bat me.
by Esta nueve March 17, 2022
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clapped bat

Ugly person who thinks their good looking (blind to their ugliness)
Oi you Chantel your a clapped bat style
by Samantha_olaf February 11, 2022
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Ash Bat

Origin: West India 1909 when India was a British Colony. This was used in Cricket but has since fallen out of commonlyused cricket terminology.

Meaning: To have an Ash Bat was to have a home made Cricket bat, commonly made oit of Ash from fires, it's not really known what was used to hold the bat together but this was one of the early types of cricket bats that were used before they started to create more solid, proper bats. It's rumoured that they used a ball of ash stuck together and left out in the sun as an early cricket ball. The Ash Bat is no longer used and it's only known to a select group of people, there is one village in India that do continute to make Ash Bats as part of the village tradition since 1909.

This may or may not be true but it can be found on some documents in the Cricket Museum of India, but sometimes animal dung was used instead of Ash and left to dry out in the sun but again, it'e not documented what was used to hold the dung or ash together.
Commentator: "... and Singh singh picks up his Ash Bat and walks onto the field..."

Random Player: "I need to make an Ash Bat so i can play Cricket today."
by ProffFartuart November 18, 2019
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bat polish

A bat polish is a hand job at a sports theme hair cut place.
The hair stylist washed my hair and massaged my scalp and forehead, She saw that I was aroused and finished off with a bat polish. Happy ending!
by richie69 January 7, 2019
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