sizzle like bacon

A performance, usually as a means of self-humiliation, in which a person lies on the floor and "sizzles" or shakes in a seizure-like manner.

Greg: If you don't take this shot, then you have to sizzle like bacon.

by 4Ling1 May 28, 2014

Kentucky Bacon Slap

The act of applying bacon grease to your penis and then proceeding to slap your partner repeatedly in the face until you both become sore and/or climax.

<23:30:01> "Inked": gonna go kentucky bacon slap my sis

by kevinslayer69 August 15, 2015

Burning my bacon

Turning a person on, serious attraction flowing in waves of desire.

That chick over there is burning my bacon! I gotta make her mine.

by NatCupcake December 30, 2011

bacon effect

When wearing a shirt under a button up and the collar becomes wrinkled, resembling a piece of bacon.

"Hey Kev, that guy thinks he looks daper, but he has the bacon effect."

by bradb94 April 15, 2015

turkey bacon

(noun.) A distraction or waste of time.

PERSON RIDING SHOTGUN: "Hold on, I'm going to hop out of the car here at Grand Central Station and try to find a bathroom, but I won't bring my cell phone, so you'll get to spend ten super-efficient minutes circling the block in rush hour traffic and waiting for me to re-appear at my leisure." (passenger suddenly leaps out while car is stopped at red light)

DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"

OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."

by Nitro et al September 28, 2008

I smell bacon...

a saying from funnyjunk to identify felllow Junkies in real life. When you suspect someone is a Junkie, but your not sure, you would say "i smell bacon..." if they say "with or without wings?" you fist bump and become friends.

"...and i was all like FUCK YEA" bragged kim.
"I smell bacon..." you reply
"With or without wings?"

*fist bump*

by funnyjunkie May 19, 2010

bacon fries

thiz iz uzed by niggaz lyk me, it meanz anodda niggaz ugly face or nasty face. u say it 2 people wen dey are all up in ur grill.

yo , u betta get ya bacon fries outa my sight befo i kill all u an u lil shit homeboyz .. be easy ight ??

Get yo bacon fries away from muh face before i bayshunt

by Paulson Baby August 30, 2003