In Canada my girl wanted to maple my bacon and it felt really good but it was really hard to clean up
by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017
A performance, usually as a means of self-humiliation, in which a person lies on the floor and "sizzles" or shakes in a seizure-like manner.
by 4Ling1 May 28, 2014
by Beard$ April 13, 2014
PERSON RIDING SHOTGUN: "Hold on, I'm going to hop out of the car here at Grand Central Station and try to find a bathroom, but I won't bring my cell phone, so you'll get to spend ten super-efficient minutes circling the block in rush hour traffic and waiting for me to re-appear at my leisure." (passenger suddenly leaps out while car is stopped at red light)
DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"
OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."
DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"
OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."
by Nitro et al August 04, 2008
When wearing a shirt under a button up and the collar becomes wrinkled, resembling a piece of bacon.
by bradb94 April 15, 2015
by NatCupcake December 28, 2011
a saying from funnyjunk to identify felllow Junkies in real life. When you suspect someone is a Junkie, but your not sure, you would say "i smell bacon..." if they say "with or without wings?" you fist bump and become friends.
"...and i was all like FUCK YEA" bragged kim.
"I smell bacon..." you reply
"With or without wings?"
*fist bump*
"I smell bacon..." you reply
"With or without wings?"
*fist bump*
by funnyjunkie May 19, 2010