austin

normally has a small penis and doesn't get a lot of girls. can be seen usually at fast food places ordering half the fucking menu.also is very ugly but some how manages to go thru life thinking hes beautiful. doesn't last long in bed.( 3 seconds MAX)

Austins a bitch

by chin397 October 5, 2021

austin lucas espinoza

A very sexy guy, wirh floppy hair and a mice body. Austin is very insecure and sensitive. Loves music and reading. Loves to talk

austin lucas espinoza is gorgeous, If only he knew it

by magconsweetheart13 June 6, 2015

Austin

Someone who is an absolute cutie and is very very athletic but there best sport is baseball. They tend to be pretty quiet but they are super sweet and caring.

Person1: Do you know Austin?
Person2: Oh yeah that adorbs baseball player. If you ever have him, don’t let him go.

by kanye_enthusiast March 28, 2022

Austin molina

a generous and nice person

Austin molina is a nice man

by anonymous October 11, 2023

Austin

Someone who talks in a funny accent and wears boots EVERYWHERE he goes

Boy:did you see Austin?
Girl:Yeah He was really cute

by Austin’s friend May 2, 2022

Austin

A faggot who hunts duck and is a redneck fuck.

Oh that Austin is such a duck hunter

by Potatoboi2847 May 11, 2018

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025