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Alabama cruise missile

When you shit then ram it at a forcefully high speed into your female cousins cooter
I just gave cousin darlene an alabama cruise missile last night
by Candurus December 30, 2021
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Alabama Eiffel Tower

The Alabama Eiffel Tower is very similar to the Eiffel Tower, the only difference being 2 or all 3 of the participants are of the same blood line.

The Alabama Eiffel Tower consists of 3 individuals. Person A receives oral from the middle person, B, who is taking it from behind by person C. Persons A & C must high five to complete said sexual adventure.

The most common occurrence of such events happen south of the Mason-Dixon line between cousins, hence the inclusion of Alabama in the title. Oddly enough, such events have been reported as far west as Arizona.
Lauren drank too much tequila before the family reunion. She knew it was probably a bad idea since she has the sexual appetite of a dog in heat. Her sexual bucket list is extraordinarily long, but she had yet to cross off the Eiffel Tower.

As she drank more she thought, “is an Eiffel Tower even enough.” She knew it wasn’t, Before you know it she was taking 2 of her cousins home for an Alabama Eiffel Tower because mama didn’t raise no bitch.
by Franky4Fingerz August 8, 2021
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Alabama Boiled Turkey

When you hogtie and cum inside your sister, dip pubic hair in it and then put it inside a humidifier.
Me: Yo, I did the Alabama Boiled Turkey, air was bussin.

You: What the fuck is wrong with you.
by InfoShiter October 4, 2022
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Alabama squeeze box

when 2 brothers start pounding and throat fucking their sister simultaneously from either side
"Hey sis wanna get pounded by me and our brother Alabama squeeze box style?"
by somedude230 July 5, 2023
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alabama mud fart

When fucking your cousin in the ass in the back of your Ford f250 and she let's a fart slip and it tickles your balls
I was giving my cousin an alabama mud fart last night and he giggled
by TheBodangles March 13, 2023
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Alabama Picture Frame

A "picture frame" that is a toilet seat. The toilet seat is usually found from trashcans and/ or dumps.
We couldn't find an actual picture frame at the store, so we decided to use an Alabama picture frame.
by JohnnyLouisiana March 22, 2010
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alabama sand cutch

A vagina with legs and live in fields and. Chase people named Lil.
The Alabama sand cutch. Chased the man down and ducked him
by Lil neremy March 30, 2017
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