Function Adams

A white singer/rapper from Hauppauge New York. Is actually good but nobody knows him outside of New York. Kinda sounds like Juice Wrld but white. Lol

I saw Function Adams at the mall, he kinda looks like Bazzi.

by Paul Hymen July 23, 2019

Adam Cuppels

Absolute PURE TANK. The definition of lean as fuck and will steal your girl in an instant

Fred: who is that absolute behemoth of a man over there?
Tod: that’s just THE Adam Cuppels

by Hoover Banks May 28, 2020

Adam Wirth

A self-made man. One of the most loving people on the planet. Often has trouble with his hair and regularly re-invents themself. Had many issues growing up, causing them to be mature for their age. Needs their other half, but great in bed. Sexiest man alive, great at sarcasm, great at art, and very magically inclined. Open to all religions, LGBTQ+ people, races, and styles of expression. Great dancer, very smooth. Get yourself an Adam Wirth.

Goddamn, you look great and taste, you remind of of Adam Wirth, to bad he is taken.

by Saharanmarsh June 4, 2020

Adam Au

Adam Au is the best human being ever exist. There won't be any further explanation for that as you can find all positive words in the dictionary. All words that fit a good, kind, healthy, polite...... person can be applied in Adam's case.

Adam's friends made a poem for him :

Adam Au is the greatest,
He is the best,
Adam is genius who is blessed,
He is helpful, kind and friendly,
The finest man entirely.

by the chosen one July 13, 2020

Adam Sturtridge

A sad little boy who hides under his bed from his step dad.

Step Dad: "ADAMMM!!"
Adam Sturtridge: *hidden under his bed*

by Adam Sturtridge October 26, 2020

Adam Bird

Adam bird is the greatest basketball player to ever step foot on thou court. His pure skill causes you to defecate in your draws. When big Adam Bird posts up, the look of him alone will send you into major depressionate constipation that can last for up to 8 boners long.

Although Adam 'Him' Bird has never been scored on, headband Guor is the only chance left.

"Yo is that him!!"
"Yeah bro thats Adam Bird"

by Smittys May 7, 2023

Adam Cherutti

He is ligit the biggest Fag in Newmarket. He has a .5 inch cock that cannot make cum and makes his dad suck it every night. He likes boys and asked a kid named Jadonnie at his schooo if he could insert his cock into Adams ass because he is gay. He has no friends and is the most irrelevant guy in Newmarket. He plays fucking polo so u already know he is a homo guy. Every gay guy in Newmarket has seen Adams small uncircumcised penis and they don’t like the length

That Adam Cherutti guy has such a tiny penis and why does he want Jadonnies

by Jadonnie November 27, 2018