Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.
Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?
TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.
Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.
TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.
Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.
by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020
Get the Tool Box Ted mug.1)a person being used by others often without knowing it.
2) see douchebag
3) a digital scale used for massing small amounts of illicit substances. see digi.
2) see douchebag
3) a digital scale used for massing small amounts of illicit substances. see digi.
3) buyer: this bag is slack
seller: no man it's straight
buyer: let me check your tool...see it reads 3.0, a ball is 3.5 you retard.
seller: no man it's straight
buyer: let me check your tool...see it reads 3.0, a ball is 3.5 you retard.
by Sr. Escobar August 21, 2007
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A device used to accomplish work-related tasks.
2)
A person who tries too hard and goes out of his way
to feel superior to others, but in the long run only
makes himself out to be the object of ridicule and
disdain. In this context, "toolbag" may also be used.
A device used to accomplish work-related tasks.
2)
A person who tries too hard and goes out of his way
to feel superior to others, but in the long run only
makes himself out to be the object of ridicule and
disdain. In this context, "toolbag" may also be used.
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"That hammer you gave me sure is a valuable tool!! Now I can actually pound nails instead of having to headbutt them!"
2)
"That dude thinks he's so cool and hard, but everyone else knows that he's just an arrogant tool(bag). What the hell's he even doing here?"
"That hammer you gave me sure is a valuable tool!! Now I can actually pound nails instead of having to headbutt them!"
2)
"That dude thinks he's so cool and hard, but everyone else knows that he's just an arrogant tool(bag). What the hell's he even doing here?"
by American outlaw October 19, 2009
Get the Tool mug.The way he always talks about himself all the time and is always interrupting everybody so they cannot talk, I knew he was a tool as soon as I met him. Man, he really tooled you!
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Get the tool of the man mug.A Tool is someone who goes through the motions of doing all the right things just to make themselves look good. Real tools have no self awareness and are completely invested in this image that they reflect of themselves but it is a hall of mirrors.
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