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Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.
Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.
by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020
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tool

1)a person being used by others often without knowing it.
2) see douchebag
3) a digital scale used for massing small amounts of illicit substances. see digi.
3) buyer: this bag is slack
seller: no man it's straight
buyer: let me check your tool...see it reads 3.0, a ball is 3.5 you retard.
by Sr. Escobar August 21, 2007
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Tool

1)

A device used to accomplish work-related tasks.

2)

A person who tries too hard and goes out of his way
to feel superior to others, but in the long run only
makes himself out to be the object of ridicule and
disdain. In this context, "toolbag" may also be used.
1)

"That hammer you gave me sure is a valuable tool!! Now I can actually pound nails instead of having to headbutt them!"

2)

"That dude thinks he's so cool and hard, but everyone else knows that he's just an arrogant tool(bag). What the hell's he even doing here?"
by American outlaw October 19, 2009
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tool

a person who uses people for selfish purposes without intending to give anything in return
The way he always talks about himself all the time and is always interrupting everybody so they cannot talk, I knew he was a tool as soon as I met him. Man, he really tooled you!
by T.V. John November 18, 2012
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Tool Gazer

A man in a men’s room at a urinal who is checking out the guy next to him.
I tried to piss but this tool gazer wouldn’t let up.

I admit, I am a tool gazer.
by Kateazer October 28, 2023
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tool of the man

A person who enforces the will of the oligarchy, some times unknowingly
Can't blame that nimrod he is a tool of the man
by pie r squared October 17, 2019
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Tool.

A Tool is someone who goes through the motions of doing all the right things just to make themselves look good. Real tools have no self awareness and are completely invested in this image that they reflect of themselves but it is a hall of mirrors.
Cara, an NP, was being a real Tool. When she informed our physicians forum of her screening labs.
by WordBoss3 February 23, 2024
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