Puppy

A four-legged adorable form of torture for every little thing you've ever done wrong.

Puppy: *shits adorably on the floor* *Eats every last pair of shoes I own* *Bites through the skin on my hand*
Me:AQGHHHHHHHHH *Throws puppy out front door**dies*

by LovelyBandito November 26, 2021

puppy out

To express intense excitement and enthusiasm, often accompanied by animated movements such as jumping up and down.

1. The guy I went on a date with is so amazing, I’m totally puppying out right now.

2. When she sees the birthday present I got her, she will totally puppy out.

by brieftaubee June 28, 2024

Puppy Love

Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexual in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.

Dani: I learned a new term in my human sexuality class.

Kandiss: What is that?
Dani: Puppy love.
Kandiss: Yeah, that’s the reason why I broke up with my boyfriend. He thought his basic to limited sex game was on point.

by Starving Artist246 May 17, 2025

Puppy zoned

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy

Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."

by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019

The Puppy Problem

When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.

Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.

Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.

by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012

Puppy parts

a word used for genitalia, most commonly used in puppy play

“Please Mistress, touch my puppy parts!”

by FUCKYEAHYEEEHEE July 20, 2025

puppy

a hoe, a person that runs from person to person, loving and licking on everyone.

don't trust a word he says. that boy is such a puppy

by val3 December 7, 2019