Glass Banana

A glass banana is someone who is very clumsy and they bruise really fast and easy.

Boyfriend: "Babe be careful where you step, you're a glass banana. I don't want you to hurt yourself."

by Dannylovely74_ March 22, 2017

banana song

a song about a banana on the website of youtube. related to retard.

banana song: IM A BANANANANANAnANANANANANANANAnananan

by enderantics October 19, 2017

Banana Switch

when a guy covers his penis with whipped cream and then puts a cherry on the tip of the phallus. The female awaiting fellatio is then asked to close her eyes. A turd that is roughly the same size as the penis (also covered in whipped cream) is forced into her open mouth.

-"Hey Chad, I choked that bitch with a banana switch!"
-"Shit is gross."

by pdur69 March 12, 2010

Packing Bananas

Having a bad case of hemorrhoids.

Ever since I had the baby, I have been packing bananas.

by By hook or crook January 9, 2012

Banana Snorkle

A head job in the water

Alice lets go for a swim in the pool, my rod needs Banana Snorkle : )

by winkleberry August 13, 2011

arse banana

Another term for poo

I just snapped off an arse banana.

by gottensbury June 28, 2011

Banana Grinder

n. A Man Who Enjoys Giving Oral Sex To Other Men

Guy 1. "So Did You Hear Jimmy Preformed Oral Sex On Tommy?"

Guy2. "Yeah, What A Banana Grinder."

by MrBear1001 December 1, 2010