Future Wife Day

Future Wife Day is November 26th.

Yo I'm celebrating future wife day with the soon to be wifey on November 26th man..

by doesa_anyone_really_know August 1, 2023

Wife beater

A steel link for extending a poly or deadend shoe from a structure

Conductor is short want me to sleeve it or throw in a wife beater.

by Two-blocked July 6, 2022

Wife salary

Rarely the main breadwinner in a marriage, the wife’s contribution to the household income to get a larger mortgage, fancier car, etc. Typically ranging from $30k to $45k, the wife salary also allows for smaller alimony or child support payments when the inevitable divorce happens.

When Tom met with the bank, he was able to explain why - through the wife salary - he qualified for a larger mortgage. Exact same argument when he met with the divorce attorney 2 years later, but the reverse argument in why he didn’t need to pay alimony.

by Grant Rampus September 25, 2021

4TH GEN LEE KNOW'S WIFE

Aayushi is Lee Minho's only legit delusional wife.

Who is 4th gen Lee Know's wife?
oh, she is Aayushi

by thazzafact October 27, 2021

yoongis wife

yoongis wife is the one and only sopecypher

the title of yoongis wife does belong to sopecypher

by sageinctrl May 13, 2022

Wife

Dishwasher

Pranker: Hey is your dishwasher running

Guy: You mean my wife

by Epppppiccc_man June 4, 2019

National Beat Your Wife Day

December 26th is declared as national beat your wife day

"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"

"isn't that national beat your wife day?"

by KamiSoKawaii December 25, 2023