National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife

Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!

by Jason.. May 9, 2022

fridge-wife

A person consistently going to the fridge due to hunger.

Tommy goes to the kitchen so much he's a fridge-wife.

by BlindA. May 17, 2017

Wife

The World's most Intimidating and Frightening Entity

John: "Hold on, my wife is comming!"
Mike: ".........."

by Piggy0620 May 8, 2024

wife material

a girl so amazing that she is worthy of spending the rest of eternity with

yeah bro, i love her so much; she is literally wife material

by richardsmortalenemy April 10, 2025

Slime wife

A female friend you have a close bond with, but not in fact a girlfriend. Your wife should know her place at home safe. While your slime wife should being thuggin next too you!

My girl at home with the kids holdin that down like she should. while I’m thuggin wit my slime wife got one hand on her throat the other pullin her hair, hitting it from the back

by Slimbaby1999baby:c February 9, 2021

my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children

My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!

by Imissmykids May 14, 2024

Your Wife

Speaking of your wife, you want to hear something funny?

Hym "I have been referencing your wife out of context all day, without mentioning her name, and the algorithm is dumping out a bunch of videos with your wife in them. It's like 4 of them now. Like, every couple of shorts, BAM! Your wife. HOW DOES IT KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!? That's so weird! And cool! Cus your wife is a baddy... And perpetually available..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023