The Wednesday Slump

Wednesday slump is the middle of the week,when you are very tired from working/studying and you haven't been getting enough sleep ,thus causing The Wednesday slump
Symptoms can be

-slumping on the bus
-on-going tiredness
-lack of energy
-boredom
-lack of general enthusiam
-slight memory loss/and or confusion

In case of a late onset,such as having symptoms of the Wednesday slump on a Thursday,rectify the situation if possible.

Dave "Did you not remember we had to hand in that assignment today?"
Lucy : "Damn,I think it's the Wednesday slump"

by hanaa1234 March 6, 2012

Morning wedgie

The act of a guy grabbing the back of another guys underwear band and pulling it upwards . Always both guys ; 2 . A wedgie performed between the hours of 7:00am and 11:00am ; 3. A morning ritual between older brother to younger brother ( or on rare occasions vice versa) this ritual is often turned in to a "daddy drinking game" . Meaning every time dad has a cup of coffee a wedgie is performed on the person on the receiving side of the waistband .

Joe : Good morning kiddo . Dads already had 2 cups of coffee and your overdue .
George: wait are we doing my regular daily wedgie, because we didn't do the last 2 days, or are we playing morning wedgie ?
Joe: morning wedgie . I have to catch up on the last 2 days aswell . . . SOOO .

George: ok .

by David fartshorter January 1, 2014

Hang wedgie

A punishment for us nerds who are socially awkward and wear briefs.

I got stripped down to my briefs by bullies and they dragged me outside where the teacher could not see us, hooked my underwear to the flagpole and pulled me up high. I pooped and peed my briefs 10 times a minute every day. I was up there for 5 days until a hot milf teacher I liked saw me and got me down. I was embarrassed so much... I got a super wedgie on the flagpole, it really sucked and I hated it! Hang wedgie.

by ScrawnyNerd May 6, 2014

storm wedgie

Storm Wedgie. Noun. The wedge-shaped clump of leaves and debris that form behind tires of cars parked on an incline after a heavy rainstorm.

Storm wedgies usually appear in pairs and may be seen better after the car has been driven away. Often times, cars may return and be parked in exactly the same place by using the storm wedgies as stops.
Storm wedgies mainly consist of leaves, twigs, trash, etc.

After the thunder storm, storm wedgies were found behind my tires.

by MZig July 26, 2016

kangaroo wedgie

this is when a victim is giving a wedgie while jumping

a kangaroo wedgie has never happend to me before

by faydraawesome January 21, 2017

Suicide wednesday

After a long weekend of beer/drugs and the hangover/fear/paranoia are as strong as ever and you just want to end it.

The weekend was amazing but 3 days later I want to end it. Definitely suicide wednesday

by Duke L July 12, 2017

fur wedgie

A term used to describe pubic hair so overgrown that it crawls up ones ass.

Her bush was so bad that she had a fur wedgie.

by FidelCastoll June 15, 2018