Jordan Quoc Van

A Vietnamese GigaChad but has a bigger dong than the planet and is the sexiest man alive. He fucks any hot girl and prays to Buddha. The Smartest alpha Male Ever. If you're reading this, get better, I'm the best at Valorant.
Jordan Quoc Van is my boyfriend.
by Communism Buddha November 25, 2021
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Gordon Van Damage

Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock
Fuck Yeah Gordo Van Damage you caused some damage to barb “Gordon van damage
by Gordon van damage June 08, 2021
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van

a vehicle used to pick up kids with candy
hey kid get in my van and I will a lifetime supply of candy
by corn you March 22, 2018
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by Thanh Van November 21, 2021
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Van

Van is a guy who everybody loves! They stand out from the crowd, and have a way of making everybody laugh.

They often have problems going on inside of their heads, and although they’re not good at hiding something that is bothering them, they usually do not like to share.

Vans are one of the most loyal people, and they can be very trusting if you prove to be worth their time. This is due to issues with their family lives.

A van with green eyes is one of the rarest sights to come across, but one of the best.
Derek: Woah have you seen the new guy? He is awesome!
Sally: Yeah, he’s a total van!
by monkeyboythe2nd June 25, 2019
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Van

Ur cute asf gurll go get Starbucks u deserve it
Van is the short way to call avani or you could Call her von von that’s cute
by Bebe_semra June 08, 2020
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Van

A tall skinny blond kid who drinks Mayo and deals gum at high prices to sleep deprived teenagers
Where’d you get that gum?
I got it from a Van.
by Darkly and Lightly November 23, 2021
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