love and marriage unit

In Catholic and other religious schools the term applies to the phase of teaching dealing with issues of love and marriage. It is also a handy name for one's penis.

I think I'll let the old lady suck my love and marriage unit.

by Poopla May 18, 2006

president of the united stizzles

Snoop Dogg.

by matt October 22, 2003

United Kingnites of the Krown

UKK is a hacker/raiding group owned by BillalAi right now. It used to be called KONA a long time ago but it doesn't matter because it's made by a bunch of skidders who can't do shit other than using IP grabbers. All they do is skid code. A bunch of new-gens joined UKK and that just makes their group even worse.

User 1: I'm UKK member.
User 2: What does UKK stand for?
User 1: United Kingnites of the Krown.
User 2: OH! That group full of skids.

by Reeeel HA Member!!!1111!! October 10, 2021

pope unit

my gang. a made up thing to make people in my school laugh during class.

p p p pppp pp p POPE UNIT!

by beech February 6, 2004

manchester united fan

An absolute fucking wanker who thinks there hard and know fuck all about football.

What a fucking sad twat that Manchester United fan is

by Mancityrthebest April 18, 2020

Aspen Fat Unit

When guys tripping in Aspen, your friend/vacation roommate decided the path of least resistance to ass is to bed the Vietnamese potbellied pig whose circumference exceeds her height. You wake up to her ass in your face as she searches for her shoes winded. You label her/them/it one (1.0) Aspen Fat Unit (AFU). This forever becomes the standard of measure for all going forward actual or possible fat hookups.

Hey Derek, she’s about 0.76 Aspen Fat Units. You go get her while I call the hotel for mattress reinforcements. Don’t you dare try and tag me in, and remember the safe word: orcalovin

by Aspenburger September 1, 2021

Standard Bender unit

A measurement equal to 2m (2000mm). Commonly used term derived from the spatial development of railway elements from a recent south western sydney rail corridor. Elements along the track are broken down into Standard Bender Units for ease of translation between designers.

1: How wide is the road?
2: Oh, about 3 standard bender units (SBU)!
3: It seemed more like 2 benders....

by DRAINAGE MAINLINE January 11, 2012