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uncle phil

A creeper who likes to molest his left hand man he's really gay too and makes love to his right hand man all time. He also has something to hide wink wink.
Whenever you you want to go in uncle phil's room please knock first unless you want to see him wanking it.
by Jazzy Geoffery Bean December 9, 2010
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visit your uncle

To masturbate. This phrase is a good code word when you're talking in front of an easily offendable audience, because it sounds so innocent.
"So, did you visit your uncle last night?"
"No, my mom took away all of my magazines."
by Janis September 5, 2005
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Uncle Bacon Face

The term for the owner of a really fugly blemish covered face. Said face also contains horse-like features and a subtle smell of a low quality diner/breakfast buffet.
Co-Worker #1 : Hey, let's call that chick Uncle Bacon Face because she has zits and horse-like features.

Co-Worker #2 : That sounds like a swell idea and I am sure we're not going to hell at all for it!

Co-Worker #1 : Of course not!
by mateo goddardo May 14, 2008
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Goodbye Uncle Tom

RACISTS BEWARE: Goodbye Uncle Tom is a 1971 shockumentary film made by Gualtiero Jacopetti and Franco Prosperi in which they pretend to go back in time and "document" American slavery in the 19th century. It's been called the most vile film ever made. It includes rapes, castrations, young black girls dancing in the nude for possible male buyers.

It's nasty as shit, hard to sit through without vomiting, and yet, the most accurate depiction of slavery yet. Everything re-enacted in the movie is based on something that actually happened in history. Go check it out. It'll put you on your ass.
"I just watched Goodbye Uncle Tom. I need to go rinse my mouth out."

"All you racist dickwads should be forced to watch Goodbye Uncle Tom. It'll make you shut the fuck up."
by WhiteGuilt October 30, 2012
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Like My Uncle

When you turn something awkwardly stated into something that sounds like you got touched by your uncle.
bambam- it was weird when me and my black boyfriend touched butts when we had sex.
brendan- o just like my uncle at our family christmas party when we were alone.
bambam-really?
brendan- No sick fuck.
by Angry McButtturd August 29, 2010
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Crazy Uncle Johnny

See that guy over there...he's Crazy Uncle Johnny.
by Mistr_Sir January 8, 2009
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step uncle granddy

When your step father is the uncle but is also the grand father to your kids.
Girl is that the step uncle granddy to your kids.
by Officall smurf December 22, 2016
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