Old school 70's term to say a "cool cat." Usually originates from the African American lingo or people but does not matter. Cool way to say hello also. Also adds in a good "pointless word" for comedy/humor between friends.
Mario: Hey Turkeys
James: Sup man?
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Matt: Yo roo, whats up?
Ruben: Whats up?
Matt: Nothing, man. Lets go swimming.
Ruben: *nods head* Jiive turkey! *jumps in*
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James: Sup man?
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Matt: Yo roo, whats up?
Ruben: Whats up?
Matt: Nothing, man. Lets go swimming.
Ruben: *nods head* Jiive turkey! *jumps in*
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by Roo-ben(Panda) July 2, 2003
Get the Jive Turkeymug. When going down on a woman with a large labia, you suck it back so far you choke on it as her labia is like that of a male turkey neck.
by Trader1933 January 13, 2017
Get the choking on a turkey neckmug. Voracious and elaborate sexual intercourse in a bed. Loud turkey gobbling sounds are mandatory. Aside from this, the exact performance of catching the crazy turkey vary from couple to couple but it may also include killing a chicken as foreplay
"I heard Joe and Teresa were catching the crazy turkey last night."
"Yeah, man. I heard there was chicken blood all over the bedroom after that."
"Yeah, man. I heard there was chicken blood all over the bedroom after that."
by TheSilkKIng December 13, 2014
Get the Catching the Crazy Turkeymug. A term used for a lie about kicking someones ass. A Texas turkey takedown is a imaginary move or myth. No one has ever seen the Texas turkey takedown. It is a made up move by yankees, mostly from the pennsylvania area.
Hey buddy, back in PA i totally did the Texas turkey takedown on that fella, then i talked to him about Seinfeld.
by Mann Jr October 31, 2007
Get the Texas turkey takedownmug. An act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed. It's too wild for many. Gobble, gobble!
Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
by 2bantah December 13, 2014
Get the Catching the crazy turkeymug. An individual who has a profound interest in turkey farts. To be labeled a turkey-fart enthusiast, or TFE for short, one must consume at least 1 lb. of turkey every day.
Kyle: "Did you hear Drew is a turkey-fart enthusiast?"
Tenor: "No, but I can smell it!"
Kyle: "Oh god... me too..."
Tenor: "No, but I can smell it!"
Kyle: "Oh god... me too..."
by Gmork September 5, 2011
Get the Turkey-fart enthusiastmug. Guy - dude remember when that girl from college gave us the two headed turkey?
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble”
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble”
by Rpattz25 December 4, 2019
Get the Two Headed Turkeymug.