rest of the toilet roll

A sort of expression that is said in certain families that usually mean a very short period of time, because one or more family members use a very excessive amount of toilet paper.
Joe: I bought some bacon. Gonna be delicious
Ben: Why? It's only gonna last for the rest of the toilet roll. Zoe's gonna eat it all.
by Therarpar January 07, 2012
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skibidi toilet syndrome

The Skibidi Toilet Syndrome is when a person, especially kids, pretend to be such a character which is Skibidi Toilet. This syndrome isn't a real syndrome but the effects are quite terrific. Peoples kids are starting to go insane because of the cartoon on YouTube.
Amy: So doc, what are the results?
Doctor: I'm afraid your kid does indeed have the Skibidi Toilet Syndrome
by Moondirt September 19, 2023
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marine toilet paper

Euphemism for godawful toilet paper. Rough, tough, and don't take no shit off of nobody.
The walmart bathroom only had marine toilet paper. That shit was like sandpaper.
by Nnn21 December 22, 2017
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airplane toilet failure

When you try to flush the toilet in the airplane and it malfunctions, and ends very poorly such as the suction going in reverse (Blowing poop, pee, and toilet water in your face), or the holding tank being too full that it is too heavy and the airplane falls.
I was riding an airplane, and an airplane toilet failure occurred.
by Billiam Beaver June 09, 2017
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Toilet Paper Hoarder

The great toilet paper famine of 2020. Shortage of toilet paper in many homes due to idiots panic buying them to prevent a virus.
Did you see Jim yesterday? He is such a Toilet Paper Hoarder.

Jessica took all my toilet paper when we went to the party. Smh. Toilet Paper Hoarder
by Lildrav April 07, 2020
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Toilet Paper Hoarding

A panicked reaction to the outbreak of Coronavirus. Apparently above all ass, wiping your ass is the first thing that comes to mind.
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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