twi-told

Short for twice-told; stale.

The joke you told just now is twi-told; I have already heard it.

by uttam maharjan February 24, 2012

Zero Tolerance

1. The greatest local rock band around in the state of Ohio and possibly the world damn world.

2. Guys who know how to play kick ass music and drink multiple shots of Jager.

3. The band that allows 99% of its fans to have a social life when they play gigs.

"Are you going to the Zero Tolerance show tonight?"

"Its been two weeks since Zero Tolerance played, when's the next gig?"

by LegendaryLed April 4, 2012

brown toledo slipstream

Diarrhea, forcefully ejected into the bowl while the water circles during a flush.

"Check out that turd-twister; it's a real brown Toledo slipstream if I've ever seen one!"

by DevastateHer November 15, 2016

kylie tolbert

Kylie Tolbert is that cancerous girl who threw her dog and laughed about it.

Girl: Report kylie tolbert !!1!111! CRUELTY!!11!111!!1

Another girl: Yo I can't she gave me depression and now I think how many tries it must of taken her to break the dog's back...

by livlou May 21, 2018

Ryan Toleno

Ryan Toleno is a boy who isn’t afraid to show the world who he really is. He’s the kind of boy lots of girls want, but he only picks out one. He has a good heart and is a total smart ass, but that’s what people like about him. Don’t ever break his heart, because we all know he would never do the same. Ryan is the kind of boy to hang around with his friends getting victory royales all day. He doesn’t care what you think, and doesn’t judge you for your own opinions.

“Wow, I wish I could be a Ryan Toleno!”

by CharliFx May 25, 2018

Hood toll

When you have 75 cents in hand ready for the homeless folk coming up to your car window at a stop light cause you know he/she is going to do some crazy shit if you don't pay their toll.

Person 1: " hey get some change ready we're coming to a red light. I dont want to get fucked in this hood"

Person 2: " i aint paying no hood toll!!"

Person 1" we're gonna die..."

by Mixedplague June 23, 2018

hole toll

The act of earning sexual intercourse.

I paid the hole toll. Now I expect sex. If I I don't get laid, figures.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018