True Strike

The single most useless fucking spell in Dungeons and Dragons

Person 1: I cast true strike! I'll have advantage to hit on my next attack!
Dungeon Master: The goblin hits you. Roll concentration.
Person 1: ...3.
Dungeon Master: You lose concentration.
Person 1: Fuck.
Person 2: Why not just attack twice

by AbstractDark July 14, 2021

True Love

True love is when you and your girlfriend are both covered in nut laying there looking for the pen

You know it’s true love when your both covered in but looking for the pen

by Meatballlicistiddies February 16, 2022

True blood

New young money

True blood exists in another world checknyour Facebook pics

by Richard bakes February 23, 2022

Super-true

The response when someone recognizes that something you said is obviously, and unassailably true.

"Al Gore has the personality of a tree stump."

"That's super-true."

by Muznskwirl March 1, 2022

The True Axolotl

I am *The True Axolotl*, I love *Stevorium*, like almost all of us in the *Discord* of *Steve5*, I *write*, I do *art*, i do *skins* and i don't *simp*.

Bob: look, its *The True Axolotl*
*Tenseigod*: Can he be my Pet?????!!??
Bob: yes he can.

by The True Axolotl August 24, 2021

true

he is an amazing bestie westie 🙏 he’s very cool but a fucking idiot at the same god damn time. he also gives the best hugs in the entire world. and yeah, true is a very cool person to be around :)

“true is my best friend!”

by im amazing and hot August 30, 2021

TRUE HAPPINESS

Solo leveling

Chapter 155

Solo leveling chapter 155 is the best feeling of true happiness ever felt

by 2nd___WISE-MAN June 9, 2021