tit-less

To be drunk beyond all belief

Ah duck I was absolutely tit-less leaving the club last night

by daithi sean o December 19, 2011

cloth tit

It's basically having a feel while fully clothed. Usually the first 'sexual' experience (i.e. beyond holding hands or a kiss) which a young lad might hope to get.

According to Sid the Sexist whilst under hypnosis in a recent episode of Viz magazine: I've never done it with a real lass. I once gorra cloth tit off a lass at a party. But that's as far as I've gan.

by PaudyMac March 23, 2016

Sauce tits

An udder-like contraption that dispenses various sauces and other condiments, including tomato sauce (ketchup), BBQ sauce and mustard. The sauce is dispensed by "milking" it out onto the food. Commonly used in Sweden and possibly other Scandinavian countries.

(you, to the maccas girl behind the counter): "yo, my fries are way too bland and dry on their own, where's the sauce at?"

(maccas girl): "right over there on the counter, just help yourself using the sauce tits."

(you): "what a wonderful idea, i can help myself to a range of delicious sauces while also practising my udder milking technique"

by simple_si October 5, 2011

Morgan's Tits

Morgan's tits are round and plump. He will never shy away from a good squeeze. His tits are practically public domain, should be houses within the wikimedia commons. They will often shake violently when excited, and will need to be calmed.

I sure do love giving Morgan's tits a good squeeze, it's the right way to start my day

by D. E. Fensworth September 30, 2021

tit zit

Self explanatory really. Tiny tits that look like zits/spots instead of nipples

Me: "Hey, wanna suck my tit zit titties?
Stranger:" Yes please...and your dick zit"
Me:"Oh shit"

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019

tit fisting

1. A sex act where one participant makes a fist and rubs it between the other participant's breasts. A mixture of fisting and tit fucking. No pleasure is derived from either participant.

2. Any action where two or more people take part, but no one receives gain or gratification from the action.

3. An annoying waste of time.

Erik's party was a total bore. What a tit fisting.

by Professor Krut August 27, 2013

tits on a tiger

Dangerous pussy

Tits on a tiger: Your best friend's sister, your boss's daughter.

by chalfont cowboy July 14, 2015