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Evan

Handsome man with a massive beast in between his legs and always inpresses ladies

Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get
I love Evan
by Todd Armstrong December 21, 2021
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Evan Pomfret

a boy with an hourglass figure very funny and is racist scared of everything nd gets bullied all the time
Evan pomfret - sprays hand sanitiser on a girl

Girl - pours hand cream all in his hair
by lol_____ December 23, 2021
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Evan

Evan is an honest guy. He doesn’t hesitate to speak his mind, but at the same time he can be such a tease. He’s wonderful, even if he doesn’t believe he is. He loves when people make the effort to know him, and he will give the same luxury back. He can be really affectionate but can have a funny way of showing it. Definitely dorky too. When you get him outta his shell, he becomes the funniest, softest, and best of all, dreamiest guy ever. He’s like a Prince Charming, except he is realistic, he has flaws but he sees them. He appreciates you properly. He has a way of making you fall in love. Respect him, he deserves it. Appreciate him, for he is one of a kind. Love him, for that is what he needs and deserves. You won’t regret it.
by 🍒CherryFairyPop🍒 December 27, 2021
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Flynn Evans

The sexiest man alive and is far better than Josh and Emerson. Definitely deserves more views and subs than both of them combined and can stroke your mother's cock faster than you can say the n word. Has a cock bigger than your mum's fat rolls (17 inch) and will penetrate your bellybutton from the inside
Flynn Evans is the type of person to shag your mum in the elevator.
by Not Flynn May 13, 2022
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evan rigia

chumky chez raid, muscle man, and rehehehehehe guy
Hey, do you know Evan Rigia?”
“REEEGEGEHEGEHEHEHEHEHE”
by bl1tzz9006 May 13, 2022
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Evan

The most funniest and autistic boys you'll ever meet. Can be ignorant at times and make you feel like you want to rip out his nervous system and shove it through his ear canal but can also be considerate. He's obsessed with batman, yakuza, red dead redemption and yet he swears still that he isn't gay smh
person1: someone keeps simping over majima
person2: thats probably evan
by -KB May 15, 2022
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Evan

Evan is a short man with bad hair and ugly mustache
Girl : ew its evan run
Evan : hi *picks nose and eats*
by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 16, 2022
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