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The phenomena of increased attractiveness of a person who is new to your school/workplace/sharehouse/friendship group. Over time their attractiveness will return to its true value as you begin to notice their crooked teeth/lazy eye/big nose/other trivial imperfections.
Guy 1: "Have you seen the new girl at work? She's pretty hot. I'd give her a 9."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but give it a couple of weeks. She's still new hot, so she could drop to a 8 or a 7."
Guy 3: "And she could also just be work hot. Could send her down another point or 2."
by Word Smythe September 5, 2007
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New Market

n.
1. metaphoric term that describes something galaxy-far away
2. a nation of its own; usually very distant and pugnacious
3. a slang term for an immense field for grazing cows
4. a irreversible step one can never come back from or a place that is never commutable
related words: Austria, Dan Chong
by Soohoon April 14, 2004
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New Cannon

A really really really really times infinity prepy town were the people are really snoby and the houses could have 50 people living in them, they are so huge. But there is alot of really amazing shopping, although it is expensive. Oh yeah, and it's in Connecticut. One thing that's really wierd/funny: There is this guy eho eorkd for get blue that lives in New Cannon. He is supper rich and building a mega house. It has like a fout car garage. But he is a morman so he las like 10 kids or something.
by An awsome person November 1, 2007
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New Dallas

A Contemporary Term making reference to The Minimal of The Hurricane Katrina Evacuees migrating to Dallas, Texas and the cultural influence The Native of New Orleans have brought to Dallas, Texas
Since New Orleans have moved to Dallas due to Katrina, we call it "New Dallas".
by The Saint from The 4 March 7, 2011
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New Jersey

The Worst State in the freakin Union. Crappy things come out of it like Snooky, the entire shoreline, and horrible sports teams.

A comparative noun used to describe how bad somebody hates something
1. Dude, why are we going to New Jersey, everyone knows any other eastern coastal states is better than New Jersey.

2. Man, I hate that more than New Jersey. Nah, I can't hate anything more than I hate New Jersey
by Hoot Jackson September 11, 2011
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New Gretna

A town in New Jersey that you drive through to get to the mall. That's all that New Gretna will ever be good for. That and their shitty bonfires, cheap gas, and ghetto convenience stores that'll sell you dip. It's also home to a large Viking Yachts factory, which is that place where you get backed up for an hour on route 9 from all of the employees pulling out of the parking lot. Oh, there's also that big white wine bottle on the side of the road, if that counts for anything.

It's also known as "Bass River", and if you don't drive a shitty pickup truck, don't even dare turning off Route 9, or else you will be pulled over by Pineys, get all your teeth knocked out, and be forced to interbreed with your family, and be forced to live in a hell hole called "Offshore Manor", which is closer to being in Mystic than New Gretna.

Every single person in New Gretna smokes weed, so if you don't, be sure to roll up your windows to avoid being hit with a whiff of pot smoke that's permanently trapped in the ozone layer over the town.
Driver:Look at all these cars backed up! New Gretna must be a happening town-oh wait, they're just leaving viking yachts.

Hick with a Confederate flag shirt:I'm not a racist, im just supporting my fellow civil war heroes.

Disgusting Girl:I get trashed in the woods every day, just keepin' it classy.
by MyNameIsDickbutt May 20, 2010
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new orleans

-the city where you can drink underage and get away wit it
-the city where if you step in the wrong neighborhood you get capped for looking like a tourist
-the city where a nigga can get shot for borrowing his homies crack pipe to long
-the city that is named the murder capitol almost every year
-the city where there is like 1 nice neighborhood
-the city with the most shitty education period
white springbreaker-"yay i finally made it to new orleans to party!"

black dude-"shut the fuck up white tourist boy"
by magnolia slim August 9, 2005
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