Toilet Paper Hoarder

The great toilet paper famine of 2020. Shortage of toilet paper in many homes due to idiots panic buying them to prevent a virus.

Did you see Jim yesterday? He is such a Toilet Paper Hoarder.

Jessica took all my toilet paper when we went to the party. Smh. Toilet Paper Hoarder

by Lildrav April 7, 2020

Optional Toilet Paper

When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.

I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

skibidi toilet syndrome

The Skibidi Toilet Syndrome is when a person, especially kids, pretend to be such a character which is Skibidi Toilet. This syndrome isn't a real syndrome but the effects are quite terrific. Peoples kids are starting to go insane because of the cartoon on YouTube.

Amy: So doc, what are the results?
Doctor: I'm afraid your kid does indeed have the Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

by Moondirt September 18, 2023

toilet bowl zamboni

The act of placing dry toilet paper or a wet wipe on an area of skid mark on the toilet bowl and allowing the water to seep up and assist in cleaning the residual poo off the bowl with the next flush

I did not want my girlfriend to see the skidmark I left above the waterline, so I did a toilet bowl zamboni to help get rid of the embarrassing evidence

by Eyeboy2015 March 7, 2015

toilet bowl painting

When the fecal matter leaves stains on the bowl as it goes down the drain.

Who left the toilet bowl painting.

by warhawk1775 September 22, 2013

marine toilet paper

Euphemism for godawful toilet paper. Rough, tough, and don't take no shit off of nobody.

The walmart bathroom only had marine toilet paper. That shit was like sandpaper.

by Nnn21 December 21, 2017

rest of the toilet roll

A sort of expression that is said in certain families that usually mean a very short period of time, because one or more family members use a very excessive amount of toilet paper.

Joe: I bought some bacon. Gonna be delicious
Ben: Why? It's only gonna last for the rest of the toilet roll. Zoe's gonna eat it all.

by Therarpar January 7, 2012