Morgan's Tits

Morgan's tits are round and plump. He will never shy away from a good squeeze. His tits are practically public domain, should be houses within the wikimedia commons. They will often shake violently when excited, and will need to be calmed.

I sure do love giving Morgan's tits a good squeeze, it's the right way to start my day

by D. E. Fensworth September 30, 2021

tit zit

Self explanatory really. Tiny tits that look like zits/spots instead of nipples

Me: "Hey, wanna suck my tit zit titties?
Stranger:" Yes please...and your dick zit"
Me:"Oh shit"

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019

tit fisting

1. A sex act where one participant makes a fist and rubs it between the other participant's breasts. A mixture of fisting and tit fucking. No pleasure is derived from either participant.

2. Any action where two or more people take part, but no one receives gain or gratification from the action.

3. An annoying waste of time.

Erik's party was a total bore. What a tit fisting.

by Professor Krut August 27, 2013

tits on a turtle

Someone who is basically useless

She is basically tits on a turtle

by Curly March 22, 2017

[tit carwash]

The act of placing ones face in a woman's cleavage while the woman shimmies, jiggles or otherwise moves her bosom, or "tits", in a sweeping, back and forth, generally horizontal motion similar to a drive-thru carwash.

"Dude I can't believe you just payed two hundred bucks for 3 songs in the champagne room! Did she touch your penis?"
"No, but I did get a 25 minute tit carwash."

by Charrro December 27, 2008

Termite Tits

very very small pair of boobs, i mean like so small you can barely tell they are boobs and not nothing

holy crap jessica has a pair of termite tits!!!!!

by Dingo and the Baby December 16, 2009

Titness center

A place where people only work out their chest area.

It makes sense that they only have bench press machines at the titness center.

by Chaser Matrix June 26, 2021