Tapping

Ejaculating profusely on a woman like you've turned on a tap full blown.

He was tapping so hard that he got some in my eye!

I tapped on that chick so hard!

by RaRah1989 August 17, 2017

I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

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Person 0: I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Tapping the Nile

To have sex with an Egyptian woman, usually a prostitute

¨Hey man, where's Jeffrey at today?"
"He's at the clinic getting himself checked. He was tapping the Nile last week and he's worried he might have caught something."

by Rogue_Coyote March 9, 2018

tap

fraudsters use this Apple Pay method to go in store and buy whatever designer items they want

Man needs some b22s. Fuck it il go tap em

by x.xi May 14, 2023

alternative shoulder tap

Tapping someone's left shoulder while standing on the right, or vice versa.

Bob just alternative shoulder tapped Susie.

by dickisthebf April 23, 2016

12 Tap Challenge

First conceptualised in Australia and regularly conducted in the late 90s, the 12 tap challenge is a drinking competition at a public establishment that requires partipants to fully consume one pint from each tap at the bar, in a row, from left to right. No tap can be skipped, and no tap repeated in lieu of wanting to skip a disliked tap. If the row of 12 includes wines, they must also be included. It is best to avoid rows which include wines due to the increased chances of vomiting.

There must be at least 12 taps at the bar, and participants are disqualified if they fall behind the other competitors (by one tap), or sneak off to the bathroom to vomit and then return to the competition. Participants can honorably withdraw at any time without repercussion or slander from peers.

If desired, participants can vote to start from the right and progress to the left if they believe it will be easier to stomach certain beers at one end over the other, however all participants must follow the same direction.

There may be more than one winner. Winners must fully consume pints from all 12 taps without vomiting. Standing and/or walking is negotiable, as is vomiting after being declared the winner. Winners receive props from their mates for life and don't have to pay for the taxi home. Other awards such as tshirts, engraved stein glasses, or actual trophies may be given. Upon receiving, drinking from the stein or trophy is also encouraged so as to further revel in the glory of winning.

Chris is a legend, somehow he won the 12 tap challenge but then hugged the ceramic throne for half an hour. I only made it to 8.

by HazloAhora October 12, 2019

Tap-coustic

The art of playing a Guitar Hero guitar outside of the game. Where no one but you can hear the tune in your head.

"Hey dude, check out this killer Tap-coustic Maiden riff" - click,click...click.click,click.

by Dave Reiser November 3, 2008