by Carrymeok February 23, 2021
Get the True kitty storymug. A fever dream while on a sugar high and late night coffee. Add lack of sleep, cocaine, and adrenaline. All for kids.
Person 1: "Lewis Carol's stories are basically just a fever dream for kids."
Person 2: "While on a sugar high and lack of sleep."
Person 1: "And let's add some adrenaline for fun."
Person 2: "And coffee at 10 PM."
Person 1: "And perhaps a dash of cocaine."
Person 2: "While on a sugar high and lack of sleep."
Person 1: "And let's add some adrenaline for fun."
Person 2: "And coffee at 10 PM."
Person 1: "And perhaps a dash of cocaine."
by Minty Mochis December 7, 2021
Get the Lewis Carol's storiesmug. by Breanne June 7, 2003
Get the Story So Farmug. by Shadowhunter2020 September 23, 2023
Get the Story itmug. Shrek story is a story you told to an individual so many times that the person can repeat the story back to you.
Michelle was telling her sister about the time her best friend brother was pretending to be Shrek. Her sister turned around and said you told me this story before let me tell you the story. And proceeded to say the Shrek story back to her.
by Amandokas April 17, 2023
Get the Shrek storymug. A situation where an individual has big crush on someone, but they realize that they can never actually date them for numerous reasons. Some people get over it, but others never actually recover from it because of how much they cared about that person. Some reasons are the person being out of their league, the other individual already being in a romantic relationship, the individual is aromantic, that individual is not romantically attracted to them, etc.
Chester: Hey, Lexy. How are you doing? We have not heard from you in months.
Lexy: I am doing okay; although I am kind of sad about Devin.
Mariah: What happened?
Lexy: I had a crush on him, but I realize could never actually date him because he would probably reject me due him being way out of my league and I heard a rumor that he is seeing someone else. It’s a love story that never happened.
Chester: I can see why that upsetting, but maybe if you wait things might change. They might breakup down the line and if you took chance and asked him out maybe then you might be able to date him.
Lexy: Thanks for the advice. I might try that.
Lexy: I am doing okay; although I am kind of sad about Devin.
Mariah: What happened?
Lexy: I had a crush on him, but I realize could never actually date him because he would probably reject me due him being way out of my league and I heard a rumor that he is seeing someone else. It’s a love story that never happened.
Chester: I can see why that upsetting, but maybe if you wait things might change. They might breakup down the line and if you took chance and asked him out maybe then you might be able to date him.
Lexy: Thanks for the advice. I might try that.
by Vanguard 1998 July 2, 2021
Get the Love story that never happenedmug. A story whose entertainment value and educational merit are, during relation, deceptively exaggerated far beyond their true significance in an attempt to gain social acceptance, usually involving extended family members.
Person 1: This weekend i was out sailing and a 20-25knt southerly was giving us constant wind, just cruising along.... then they said..... then my uncle mentioned that he had....... and as we were pulling up at the pontoon my cousin found a $20 note.
Person 2: Cool story Pat. Now as I was saying..
Person 3: i didnt want to listen to another Pat Story, Id rather watch grass grow.
Person 2: Cool story Pat. Now as I was saying..
Person 3: i didnt want to listen to another Pat Story, Id rather watch grass grow.
by the particular Pat January 7, 2010
Get the Pat Storymug.