A close-ranged stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 that attacks using it's sword, and attacks its target by deflating them. Zucchero is the stand user of Soft Machine.
by johnbeanpotter September 30, 2022
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"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."
by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018
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Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.
by QuacksO October 15, 2018
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A reaction to a backhanded compliment
A reaction to a backhanded compliment
by Dazed_succubus September 30, 2019
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A: Dude, I played September 1999. Check it out!
B: Dunno man, I don't like it...
A: Chill out, it's soft horror.
B: Dunno man, I don't like it...
A: Chill out, it's soft horror.
by MellyShelly January 14, 2019
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