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flappy slap

flappy slapping, flappy slapper

The act of physically slapping/assaulting any person found to be playing the game "Flappy Birds" on their mobile device.
Variant of Happy Slap
"She was playing that fucking game again, so I flappy slapped her right in the flaps"
by Pejorist February 1, 2014
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Rooster Slap

When a dude just stands there while his girlfriend continuously slaps him in the face just to show him who’s in charge.
“Dude, did you see how Shelby just stood there while Amber rooster slapped him?”

“He’s the kind of guy to let his girlfriend rooster slap him.”
by de45 March 29, 2021
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Smoothie Slap

A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:

"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"

Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.
So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!
by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010
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slapping strawberries

While in the act of double penetration, the two males have their nut sacks slapping against each other.
Man, while doubling this chick, James and I were slapping strawberries
by Sepp Dogg January 3, 2008
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Poop Slap

In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.
"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"
by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019
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Woppie Slap

When someone fills there butt-hole with air and then someone slaps it and they let out a little poop.
Dan: what happened to you lastnight?
Jake: oh my god dude, Jane wanted to try this new thing called woppie slap. i didnt know what it was till it was already done.
Dan: I have heard about woopie slaps, thats disgusting dude.
by Lotussss January 11, 2011
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life slap

When you see somebody from your childhood or x number of years ago and start to talk about how your lives are going.

They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life
Hey John! I haven't seen you for ages! What are you up to these days?

Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!

How about you?

I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?

*LIFE SLAP!*
by grudge_bearer December 4, 2010
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