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slam trout

Verb. To have sex with a woman. Often used in a loud and disrespectful manner.
Dude I want to go out tonight, I'm tryna SLAM TROUT
by Stertown July 31, 2017
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mousebank keyboard slam

When you slam your keyboard to make a word out of random letters, often used after someone said something fucking stupid.
Person 1: (Bad Pun)

Person 2 (does the Mousebank Keyboard Slam): LASDFSKHGJKAHDLJFKHSLKFJ;ALKGD
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Slam the door on your teeth

To lift up your top lip to your nose, revealing your front teeth, and letting it flop down, slamming against your two front teeth, making a "ploop" noise.
Kids will laugh their asses off if you slam the door on your teeth. They're very big and beautiful, so it'll be very loud.
by Weirdosis June 12, 2018
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Clam Slam

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Clam Slam is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Clam Slam! Like, tots embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018
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Slam dunk

While rushing to the shiter, you blow chunks while simultaneously slamming your ass onto the toilet seat.
I was turtling hard and just barely made it to the bathroom to drop a slam dunk.
by Aidenater August 12, 2018
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Swamp-slam

*must be done by 7 foot ogre woman*
The act of ejecting yourself from your $2 rolling chair into the skull of the inferior being attempting to t-pose upon you.
In kindergarten, i got swamp-slammed for trying to show the letter t with my body. Hard. I now have brain damage.
by Sweatysalamander September 17, 2018
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