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Signal 69

Term used to tell another co-worker that their hookerfaced whore of a boss is in the area.
Felix: "Hey, there's a signal 69 heading over here."
Jose: "Damnit! What's that fucking cum bucket doing out of her office?!"
by shwat October 8, 2007
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Sigalit

Do you know Sigalit?
Yeah she's AWESOME!!
by Sigster December 11, 2009
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signature

User-defined message which is attached to all of said user's posts. Signatures come in these types:
* Flashy show-off signature with a HUGE image in it. These are hardly ever done by the user carrying it. It is usually accompanied with some lame anime character no one cares about. They all look the same, because they probably all followed the same dang tutorial.
* Animation hell. This guy loves animated GIFs, and it shows. Not funny, and your computer will start your second fan. I hope you have a content blocker handy.
* Proud users. These are the idiots with 10 "something user" banners in their signatures. They also have a huge "GET FIREFOX (or die)" button.
* The "no one cares but me" signature. These guys have a huge "I'm listening to:" thing. Most of the time, they're listening to some new punk/emo band that you probably hate. They also include random facts about themselves, as if someone cared. These are combined with Flashy or Proud signature types for a double suck attack.
* General GameFAQs user's signature. These have anime quotes from Naruto, Sailor Moon 'n the rest of that crap. No doubt it will have a nice fad included with it, such as "Fox for sex" or "I won't change this until...." Sometimes they include a quote everybody has heard before, in a sad attempt at looking somewhat intelligent. Bland quotes from other GameFAQs users appear at times.
* The useful signature. I cannot comment on these since no one has ever spotted one. Maybe you can be the first. No wait, better yet, don't have a signature at all.
"OMG I GOT SIG'D! Its kinda sad when som1 gets ecxited when theyre in a signature, but who cares!!"

"I'm listening to: Hamper Case by Green Gay. Uptime: 2 hours, 31 minutes"

"Do the Kirby Dance!!! <('.'<) ^('.')^ (>'.')>"
by Collision Chaos June 21, 2006
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Smoke Signal

The act of blowing marijuana smoke in the direction of a distracted friend to let them know it's their turn to hit the blunt.
Johnny, who was already in a daze from excessive smoking, got a whiff of the smoke signal, and then knew it was his turn to hit the blunt.
by Rich.Man August 9, 2010
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signal to noise ratio

The ratio of useful information to useless information in any given statement.
George W Bush has a very low signal to noise ratio.
by flame August 29, 2003
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Wet Signature

When you write your name with your cum on your partners head
I gave my bitch a wet signature after tapping that ass.
by jayjay and cliffy June 18, 2020
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Taos Turn Signal

A Taos Turn Signal occurs when someone turns on their turn signal either during or after the turn for which it regards. Although this action is common everywhere, it happens a lot in northern New Mexico, and has become somewhat of an inside joke among residents around New Mexico to call a late Turn Signal a Taos Turn Signal.
"Every time I find myself at this stop sign, no matter who it is, whoever is in front of me pulls a Taos Turn Signal."
by taoseno October 19, 2008
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