Mr. Swamp

One of the many random names people that are bad at everything use,
People with names like these usually fail at everything and always want to win
arguments even tho they're wrong

Mr. Swamp: Yeah I totally rekt him there
Person 2: Uhm...didn't you lose?

by vivilex June 24, 2018

Swamp maggot

A term used to describe a lien junky that uses everyone and will sleep with anyone

Mate that jess chick is a real swamp maggot she will empty your sack and your wallet for a fix

by Harry hutchinson October 21, 2020

swamp picnic

a computer or computer software package that has many faults, issues or bugs. If you have a picnic in the swamp it will attract alot of bugs.

That install in St. Louis was a real swamp picnic. The system crashed so many times we finally gave up!

by videix September 6, 2009

swamp corn

n. when you are having anal sex and find a piece of corn on your dick

"So I was pounding this chick's asshole, right? I pulled out and seen I had some swamp corn."

by wrekwastaken August 28, 2016

sugar the swamp

The act of cumming in someone’s ass, removing the cum with a syringe, then putting it into a food dehydrator and and turning it into a powder and sprinkling it back onto someone’s vagina.

dude after all of the prep work with Jane I was finally able to sugar the swamp last night.

by anonymous August 1, 2021

Swamp johnny

The act of taking a poo

Guys, I'll be back in a few. I gotta go take a swamp johnny!

by jaime207 February 21, 2021

Swamp Donkey

An ugly, very obese female who can easily be mistaken for a man at times who attends parties they are not invited to for the sole purpose of trying to get with a man who is too trashed to defend himself. Swamp Donkeyness tends to start in high school due to rejection and continues throughout adulthood. Due to a lack of self-esteem, this female, as soon as she gets a hold of a man, will run off any and ALL of his friends regardless of their sex. She will grab him by the balls but continue to give him no pussy. Extremely jealous individual who will do anything to get a rise out of other females. Takes everything personal, even in the work place. This bitch is repulsive and will accuse everyone around them of being fake. Hopefully, if one of your friend's does get involved with this kind of an individual, they will realize she is a fat, ugly, worthless piece of shit and come crawling back to you apologizing and begging for forgiveness, but don't count on it. Swamp Donkey's will do anything to get their way... except put out.

This Swamp Donkey approached me at the bar, but I wasn't wasted enough, and I never will be.

by Here's your RISE September 6, 2010