small tuba

A small penis, usually still with the foreskin still intact.

“Man that dude I met last night was playing with a small tuba, know what I mean?”

by OldBearEric April 21, 2018

Small top hat

A very small top hat you wear on your head.

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”

Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”

by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023

Small

Your boyfriend's penis.

Martha: How was your day with John last night?
Chloe: I didn't have a good time. His penis is soooo small!!
Martha: Sucks to suck I guess.

by yourgravelieshere March 2, 2023

Smalls

People who are shorter than 6 ft (182 cm) tall.

My mom never loses me at Walmart™ because she can see me over all the smalls.

by Ruby Rhod December 1, 2021

small men

The official nomenclature of the disciples of jschlatt

"What up small men, big guy here."
-jschlatt

by bruh787 March 23, 2021

The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.

Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021

small fog

fisherman

pagmeister

by the orange gorrilla July 17, 2003