shampagne

shampagne saturday

let’s have a shampagne saturday !

by shampagne January 17, 2021

Shampood

When you nut in a girls hair

Make food in three minutes call it fast food. Nutted in this bitch’s hair call it shampood

by theradbird April 18, 2021

ShampOdle

A fantastic pet and your favorite teachers favorite animal.

My shampOdle meYsured his broshOr.

by X( May 17, 2021

Shampoo

When one wakes up after a night of binge drinking and begins drinking again, immediately becoming drunk due to residual inebriation. “Rinse and repeat,” much like the instructions on a shampoo bottle.

“It’s 10am an we just started tailgating. How are you already hammered?”

“I shampooed.”

by HibiscusWatergate June 20, 2021

Shampooed

When some ones been living under a rock for their whole life

Omg jess your have you been shampooed

by J2hundred July 14, 2021

Shamper

A homosexual kid that hates people and the outside world, drinks water once in 4 weeks and somehow many people know them.

"Wanna go out?"
"Yeah sure, should I invite Shamper?"
"You think they're gonna agree? lmao"

by yowaimo August 6, 2021

Scarp

When 2 or more disabled people have a fight

Yo, those spackas are gonna have a scarp

by JoeSucksToes October 27, 2021