emojicat sexual

a bunch of degenerates simping over a fucking pixel cat

bob: im part of the lgbt community
dad: i support!
bob: im emojicat sexual
dad: im gonna go get milk

by peeeepeepoopoo December 26, 2022

Sexual Apocalypse

1. An apocalyptic event predicted to take place on August 6th, year unknown.
2. An event thrown annually on August 6th to ward off the predicted apocalypse.

// Are you having people over for the sexual apocalypse this year?

// I’m so hungover… yesterday was the sexual apocalypse. But on the bright side, we survived another year! YES, HOWIE!

by CoolinFirth November 25, 2021

Pans-sexual

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.

“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins”

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”

by too_hot_to_handle July 4, 2021

Arny-Sexual

Being Arny Sexaul means you are attracted to the god himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger. He is our god, our savior, our messiah. You must worship and jerk to Arny everyday until your room is filled with white stuff, almost like a swimming pool. Arny is the hottest man alive.

I am Arny-Sexual.

by arny enjoyer June 16, 2022

gangstro sexual

A feminine straight male gangster.
A metro sexual gangster.

Mark does his eyebrows so fine it goes so well with his baggy pants and Tims. He is so gangstro sexual.

by Emelle G. December 29, 2018

Zoey sexual

When you are only attracted to Zoey the most beautiful and everything about them makes makes want to fuck them in every way.

I'm so damn Zoey sexual

by Williammm February 17, 2022

cinco-sexual

Adj- When a person has sex with:
1. Male
2. Female
3. Animals
4. Objects
5. Nature

Person 1 - Dude look at that queer.

Person 2- Thats not a queer thats a cinco-sexual

Person 1- How do you know?

Person 2 - She just 5 way made out with a tree, grandpa, stripper, watch, and a yorkie.

Person 1 - Dayyyuuuum!

by Choocolate Bevrage July 13, 2011