The Mississippi river

When you take a naked girl and pour any liquid from her boobs to her vigina and drink it

Hey I can’t hang out ima give my girl the Mississippi River

by Bigboydirtydan69 June 11, 2018

River

A donkey or an ass

That is such a river

by Blewyp February 9, 2023

River hog

An overweight liberal that is delusional about her appearance and most likely has an only fans.

I had to block this river hog on Snapchat.

by anonymous March 3, 2021

Hay River, NWT

A small remote town located in the Northwest Territories, Canada on the south shore of Great Slave Lake. Mostly contains of people that are high on crack and horse tranquilizer. Not much there besides a shitty old restaurant and one street light

Guy 1: Hey, wanna go to Hay River, NWT this weekend?
Guy 2: said nobody ever

by Cinnamonrollhead February 13, 2023

River Edge NJ

middle class town in bergen county. Some own the hideous mcmansions who think that theyre alpine material because they drive a BMW 3 series base model with their home depot chandeliers in the big window above the front door. Some families are extremely wealthy, but you would never know. there are alot of "fake" rich people there who drive maybe a c class mercedes, and drive it like its an s class. Or a 3 series BMW and drive it like its an m6. I know a family who's parents are a lawyer, and a neurosurgeon, AND they both own companies. Yet they have an acura and a mercedes. You never know what you'll find in river edge. Highlights include CVS, RED (River Edge Diner), Habit Burger, Dunkin donuts (2), and a bunch of parks. River edge has 2 elementary schools, a middle school, and shares a highschool with its neighboring town; Oradell.

"did you hear about River Edge NJ?"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"

by swissroll123 July 22, 2017

Iron river

Eponymous flow of contraband guns across the us mexico border
Guns are made of metal hence the name "iron river'

T jefferson parker wrote an excellent novel entitled "iron river" which deals with the illegal flow of gui and weapons across the us/mexican border.

by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021

river fries

When two or more people gather at the mouth of a river to consume fries, usaually bought at McDonald's or at worst Burger King. This is strictly a BYOF kind of party unless you are invited by someone already with fries. Chicken McNuggets are also acceptable.

Teresaa and Conor went down to Frasier river to eat a bunch of river fries

by Vanillagorilla604 April 20, 2017