River

Their the greatest most loving best friend you'll ever have so if you meet a river make sure to keep them because there always gonna be by your side for life

Girl: omg who's that?!
Me: oh that's river my best friend

Girl: woah you got so lucky to know a river!

by Howshushing_face December 23, 2021

river heights intermediate school

a place that only nasty ass hoes go to

” man, so many hoes go to river heights intermediate school ”

” ur so right bro ”

by henbaom March 10, 2022

River

A river is a hole in the Earth which is magically filled up by water.

Person: I want to live in Montenegro!
Other Person: Why? Is it because of the holes of water?
Person: You mean rivers?
Other Person: Yea.

by skeletronreal March 13, 2022

River

River is a homosexual. theyre very short, pale, and have brownish hair.

"omg is that river? shes like 5'1''

by kdemfnrvpe b January 31, 2022

lucky river

Large quantities of diarrhea produced by dirty Chinese food.

Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.

by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022

River Donging

1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.

2. The new, new big dick energy.

Source: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.

See also: Hanging Pine

You see Putin moved his nuclear forces into Belarus? Dude’s just river donging now.

by Burner McBurnerson February 7, 2022

River Donging

1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.

2. The new, new BDE.

Origins: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.

See also: Hanging Pine

Ain’t nobody play D like Ray Lewis. Dude’s just river donging all over that offense.

by Burner McBurnerson February 7, 2022