Bear Race

Two men take viagra and then race to jerk the other off, whoever cums first loses. Winner is declared by better hand job

Tim and Jake had an intense Bear Race, but Jake emerged victorious due to the superior grip of their hands. Jake’s favorite part of the race was witnessing Tim’s finish him off after Tim came, which Jake eagerly anticipated.

by Cumguzzler92648 November 24, 2024

Horse Race Enthusiasts

The Media, in their coverage of just about every election since the founding of our country.

Person watching news: "Wow! The candidates are running neck and neck!"

Other person: "Don't be silly - that's just a bunch of Horse Race Enthusiasts, twisting the polls for ratings. Ignore them - and just go out and VOTE!"

by joe995 October 21, 2024

RACE JOCKEY

When a person of whatever race attempts to create a situation to divide people by insinuating or accusing prejudice against their particular race.

Dam. He's a race jockey! It's obvious there's no issues here!

by Microplus April 02, 2024

Space Race

Two or more men fight for a girl

They were in a space race for a

by Max Whitlock May 16, 2017

snail racing

You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.

best done on a carpet.

person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day

by Big ol' Gav May 10, 2019

Race traitor

When your buddy from America wants to kick out everyone and then say he's Irish.

"You going to Mike's camps"
"Yea prob he's a race traitor"
"OH which race?"
"Um idk even his own"

by Definitely not nate December 29, 2021

Race Traitor

One who's views are at odds with those of their own species.

Two zebras share the latest gossip; "Can you believe that frickin' race traitor Charlene? Everyone knows a white zebra with black stripes can never marry a black zebra with white stripes. What was she thinking?!"

Two humans being sold at the Andromeda slave auction comment on their human captors;

"Can you believe these frickin' jerks are selling us off to some random rich lizard people?"

"I know, right?! These freakin' race traders in space are a buncha lowdown, dirty space race traitors!"

by Der Höhepunkt June 11, 2023