Someone who is bad at chess and math. Not very liked and kinda sucks at life overall. He is a lowlife and unable to achieve anything. Misspells and misprouncies all words. Can be described as an asshole and a liar. Can never get a girlfriend, or any friends.
by Nissieboy July 12, 2022
Get the Robert Xumug. -congratulations to la familia Gomara, this gift is de parte del pueblo chiquito
-Oh ! What a lovely surprise, a Robert Bresson. Muchas Gracias, a nuestros hijos les gustará mucho.
-Oh ! What a lovely surprise, a Robert Bresson. Muchas Gracias, a nuestros hijos les gustará mucho.
by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 7, 2018
Get the Robert Bressonmug. Frontman of Crash Test Dummies. He's known for his incredible voice, covering the low-baritone range. His long hair from the 90s is super iconic. You might know him from their song "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" or their cover "Androgynous".
person 1: "who's that guy with long hair and super bass voice?"
person 2: "that's Brad Roberts! isn't he cool?"
person 1: "omg yes he is!!!"
person 2: "that's Brad Roberts! isn't he cool?"
person 1: "omg yes he is!!!"
by harrocknroll April 24, 2022
Get the Brad Robertsmug. Robert-
He is just so amazing and talented and I couldn’t ask for anything better. His smile is adorable and he has pretty blue eyes and brown hair <3 :) when he looks at you you feel like you might pass out because all you think about is him and he’s everything to you, and you never want to lose him, because without him you would be nothing. His personality is a bit of a mix of shy and really outgoing. He thinks about everyone before himself and is a very caring boy. :) he may or may not have freckles and glassessss :)))))) he’s super beautiful and I would never ever ever ask for anyone else, because to me he’s perfect and nobody could be better than Robert because he makes my life complete. He loves basketball and baseball and he’s super super great at both, especially baseball. Best on his team tho ;) Robert’s are really nice to you ( I know from experience ;) ) and when you’re around him, your a better person. He’s super funny and makes your life better <3 he’s all you want and if you ever see a Robert, get to know him a bit. He may just light up your life like he did to mine. 👉🏻👈🏻💞💞💗
He is just so amazing and talented and I couldn’t ask for anything better. His smile is adorable and he has pretty blue eyes and brown hair <3 :) when he looks at you you feel like you might pass out because all you think about is him and he’s everything to you, and you never want to lose him, because without him you would be nothing. His personality is a bit of a mix of shy and really outgoing. He thinks about everyone before himself and is a very caring boy. :) he may or may not have freckles and glassessss :)))))) he’s super beautiful and I would never ever ever ask for anyone else, because to me he’s perfect and nobody could be better than Robert because he makes my life complete. He loves basketball and baseball and he’s super super great at both, especially baseball. Best on his team tho ;) Robert’s are really nice to you ( I know from experience ;) ) and when you’re around him, your a better person. He’s super funny and makes your life better <3 he’s all you want and if you ever see a Robert, get to know him a bit. He may just light up your life like he did to mine. 👉🏻👈🏻💞💞💗
Girl #1
O my god! Look how good looking that boy is, and he’s amazing at baseball!
Girl #2
Yep.. that’s a Robert for sure. Cutest boy on earth, no cap.
Robert-
Hey what’s up?
Girl #1 & #2
AAH EEEEK 😭🥰🥺💗💞
O my god! Look how good looking that boy is, and he’s amazing at baseball!
Girl #2
Yep.. that’s a Robert for sure. Cutest boy on earth, no cap.
Robert-
Hey what’s up?
Girl #1 & #2
AAH EEEEK 😭🥰🥺💗💞
by R 🙌🏻 February 4, 2021
Get the Robertmug. The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.
Also wears tattered drawers.
Also wears tattered drawers.
Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
by NWOMegatron November 23, 2021
Get the Robert Ernest Colemanmug. The fittest lad out there, he can get all the chicks in a matter of seconds and is definitely the most sound lad.He is funny and way more intellectually gifted than you.Pretty crap at drawing though.
Girl:M8,dat Robert geezer is actually so fit
Girl 1:Bet he has a massive wang
Girl 2:shut up you dike, he is mine
Girl 3: why are there so many girls that find
Him attractive
Girl 1:Bet he has a massive wang
Girl 2:shut up you dike, he is mine
Girl 3: why are there so many girls that find
Him attractive
by M8 wat u chattin July 9, 2019
Get the Robertmug. 