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Riding the Rivers

1) A phrase used to describe a large margin of victory, often with the intent to degrade the losing team or player.
2) To have a relaxing day fishing in a calm river. To tame the river, just for the sake of proving your superiority over said river.
3) A term used to describe the incredible feat of Bilbo Baggins when he rode down the river on barrels through Mirkwood to save the dwarves of the Lonely Mountain, shows the power of the Fellowship.
4) Any fantasy football team that has Philip Rivers at QB and foolishly believes that he will lead their team to victory.
5) Slang for embarrassing.
6) Phrase used to imply failure.
I rode all over the rivers today in my fantasy football game.

Notre Dame had their rivers riden all over last week in that embarrassing loss.

I'm riding the rivers, and it is only too easy.

Hate to burst your bubble, but I just stopped the river.
by The Fellowship team October 23, 2011
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ride dog

Got a lot to do today so I'ma call my ride dog to go with me.
by Blondie110 March 10, 2015
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Pie-Ride

Having sexual realtions with a lovely classy lady on her period.
Eric: "hey, you fancying a good ole shag tonight?"
Chelsea: "but im on my p-eriod"
Eric: "so I see that we might have to go down the dirt path tonight"
Chelsea: "Might I suggest we just go straight for a good pie-ride?"
Eric: "that sounds quite lovely"
by Captain Four Strings March 2, 2011
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Dappled ride

1. To have sex with a woman who's body is covered with frickles or in other words who is dappled.
2. A woman who's body is covered in frickles or in other words is dappled.
1. I got a dappled ride for tonight.
2. Look at that hot dappled ride.
by Deep blue 2012 December 10, 2009
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Riding the Lapras

Girl 1: I really enjoy riding the lapras.
Girl 2: There's no way I'd put that thing in my mouth!
by Quunchable 1 December 1, 2016
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Wiki-Ride

When you search on Wikipedia and then bounce around randomly on the blue highlighted words or phrases that peek your interest.
I looked up my hometown on Wikipedia and got distracted by an interesting subject highlighted on the page and from there went on a Wiki-Ride that ended on the subject of dumpster diving.
by Donnie2Light March 5, 2016
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Presidential Ride

Painting your dick like the American flag, and then let a bitch go for a ride
"At the July 4th party i found this bitch and took her on a presidential ride"
by Luigi EAMMY April 18, 2010
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