race card

a phrase that was created by racists to try, usually unsuccessfully, to defend themselves from accusations of racism. It is a term used by those who are intellectually weak and lazy when they cannot counter a logical argument or factual data.

If you accuse someone of racism, and they are guilty of racism, they may accuse you of using the "race card."

by AmericaMath FanZonZonie June 26, 2020

Chariot Racing

A sport where people race each other in Chariots which is a revival of Chariot racing in ancent Rome.
I the sport anything goes. The only rules is that they must be Chariots and the first one to cross the finishline first wins.

Let's do some Chariot racing.

by Judge dredd7 September 23, 2011

sex race

Sex race is a competition consisting of 4 or more people with each team being made out of 2 people of different or same sex. The first team, in which both parties reach orgasm, wins.

How many times have you won the sex race, mate?
Never won, always came too soon...

by LeaderOfKebabs July 5, 2020

Turtle Racing

Three fuckers spread out across the entire highway going the same speed not allowing anyone to pass.

Man those fuckers where turtle racing on the way here, I wanted to kill myself

by muahahaha6942069 December 3, 2024

Wiki Gaul Race

The act of engaging Daniel Gaul in a conversation just to see how many topic changes it takes before he'll mention a desired end. Similar to Wiki Race, except alot more time consuming.

Challenger: Wanna Wiki Gaul race? Okay, see how fast you can get him from Star Wars to the history of the toothbrush...

by Black Magik June 29, 2008

Race Condition

a dating criteria involving the race of the candidate.

kevin: sani has a race condition of brown men only
gurt: yo

by wecu May 12, 2025

Race checked

Race checking, a race check, or the past tense "race-checked" is an occurrence when one person claims to be a race and the other person denies them that privilege. It typically occurs when ambiguous ethnic groups claim to be white but a "race expert" will come in and deny his race, often in a cruel and mocking way. Race checkers come in many different races: An Indian man race checking an Arab who claims to be southern European for example.

"I'm white, bro!"
"You aren't white, you look like dirty arab!"
A bystander: "DAMN, GET RACE CHECKED!"

by rrrrrrrrfkokdgijsaijghdsijjhgd June 11, 2024