queef-beaver

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.

Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."

by DrDax December 11, 2012

commie queef

Bloody vagina fart, usually after period sex.

Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."

by Tiger Whyte July 9, 2017

tomato queef

When u queef during your period and blood comes out.

It was that time of the month again, i wanted sex but i got a tomato queef.

by Lightning mcqueef March 20, 2017

Queef Muncher

A rude insult or a flirty compliment depending on the context.

Rude Insult: A person so worthless they are too undeserving to eat pussy and is only permittable to taste the air excreted from the vagina.

Flirty Compliment: Someone you like so much that you don't mind that they see the vulnerable side of you, someone you would be okay queefing into their mouth.

Him: "Shut up you are such a Queef Muncher!"
Him 2: "Ouch!"

Him: "You taste great!"
Her: "Haha you are such a Queef Muncher 😉"

by Peachy_107 October 20, 2024

Mouth queef

When your bro attempts to burp but all that comes out is a pussy little squeak.

Todd: *inhales deeply* "<urp>"
Jake: "Dude, quit trying to burp. All that you're getting is these pussy fuckin mouth queefs..."

by Verber April 20, 2016

queef Dutch oven

When a male is performing oral sex on a woman and she aggressively queefs.

She gave me a queef Dutch oven last night. I loved it!

by QueefQueen666 August 29, 2023

queef queen

-finley

- someone who is not not nice of participating in a situation that is fun

- a buzzkill

you are such a queef queen for that.

by Jay’s daddy May 7, 2022