Penal Queef

When a man has a moist queef out of his dick.

“She was giving me brain and i had a penal queef in her mouth. She said it tasted like Feta Cheese

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

queef

when a female wants to release gas from her anal sphincter, but the gas ends up coming out of her vaginal crevice.

Girl 1: Wow, I need to fart
Girl 2: QUEEF!
Girl 1: *manages to fart out of her vagina*

by mamamamamamamamk2o4629837426i4 December 20, 2020

Regurgitated Queef

When a girl queefs in your mouth while your eating her out and her queef makes you throw up in her vagina.

“I gave her a regurgitated queef yesterday”

by Famalishis December 20, 2020

Kush queef

When you blow marijuana smoke into a beanies chav hole and she queefs on your face.

Rah that jawn was leng she even kush queefed man

by Abou diaby the truth November 5, 2021

Arbys queef

When a woman has some extra meat curtains like an arbys roast beef sandwich and you've just got done packing her vag full of air her meat curtains flap when she queefs.

Just railed my old lady her meat curtains were flapping in the wind god damn looking like an arbys roast beef sandwich fuckin arbys queef

by We've got the meat November 9, 2021

Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet

Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.

by Mutterdata October 19, 2021

Queef

Water fluid coming from the viginal area

Yo bro I just queefed my pants

You are publicly arrested on this property for queefing

by Bebrbrbrb September 13, 2021