Cohen Pettit

A god among gods. Pray to him.

Cohen Pettit will heal all of us

by Oilmeupdaddy420 August 6, 2021

Alabama Petting Zoo

When, during a family get-together or outing, the group, as a whole , gets all hot and bothered, and gropes, strokes, and fingers each other to orgasmic climax for all or most family members involved. The act is usually, but not fully limited to, heterosexual in nature, and much Bud Light, Natural Light, or PBR may or may not be the culprit. Essentially, the yearly family reunion also doubles as a furry convention.

Things usually get weird every family reunion down in Birmingham. Once inbred, toothless Uncle Fester pulls out his big jug of homemade moonshine and starts passing it around, the whole thing turns into a total Alabama Petting Zoo. Damn, my cute cousin Alice sure knows how to stroke me off.... or was it my sister?????

by Roll_Turd May 26, 2023

pulled a grace pettitt

somebody who finds someones closest post office and/or coop

she was such a psychopath, she pulled a grace pettitt

by smellyoldfarts February 15, 2021

pretty much

The standard response to Sweet Deal.

"We have a sub for bio today"

"Sweet deal!!!!"

"Pretty much."

by nndrew April 13, 2006

petting

to stroke or pett ones genitals in a sexual manner, creating stimulation ones cock or pussy.

she petted me so hard i started to erect and jizzd all over her fucking body!

by The-Clasp September 24, 2003

pretty-boy

please refer to prettyboy

please see prettyboy

by AzN LeMoN SkIn January 19, 2005

Prettinesses

Something that is prettinesses is thought to be both pretty and cute at the same time. Usually commented by a girl. It is a shortened way of saying "that is really pretty and cute!"

A friend shows her best mate her brand new bag which is decorated with glittery thread and sequins. The friend comments "aww prettinesses!

by EJW August 11, 2006