pussy repellant

1. A guy who never seems to get laid.
2. A guy whose ridiculous way of carrying himself insures that no women will associate with him or his friends.

Dude, why the hell did you tell Gary to meet us here? That guy is walking pussy repellant! I hope you didn't expect to talk to any chicks with him hanging around...

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

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lick pussy

to lick a girls pussy, means to move your tongue around on her vagina.

i wanted to lick pussy last night and that new girl let me eat her shit up!

by alexdevious_ll6 November 05, 2007

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pussy flakes

When a female is laying in a bed after being aroused and getting all juicy, and there isn't much humidity in the air, and that mucous-juice dries and begins to flake off her reproductive/excretory area.

Woah, Kristy. You're just brushing that shit off onto my bed? Like I want to sleep on your pussy flakes? You never get to complain about me doing anything gross ever again.

by Jer0EM July 11, 2008

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pussy slide

When a girl gets on top of a man on his back, and slides her wet pussy on top his erect penis. It feels good for both sides because the girl gets her pussy rubbed and the man actually has the possibility of getting jacked off. It's literally the closest thing to sex without any possibility of cumming into the vagina.

It is worth noting to be at least a little careful though, to make sure nothing ricochets, or somehow it "slips" in the hole. Pussy sliding is fun, especially for the man, because he really doesn't have to do anything.

Man: I don't have any condoms.
Girl: And I don't feel like using my hands or lips tonight.
Man: Me neither.
Girl: I know! I can pussy slide!

by ThirtySlyder May 31, 2009

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Pussy Pixie

The nurse who possesses the magical fairy dust that’s powerful enough to make a woman delivery vaginally when it seems as though a c-section is her only fate.

Give that girl to Karen, she’s a fuckin’ pussy pixie, she’ll get that baby out!

by L&D’s big cock April 05, 2022

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