one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

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by Adujasty343 August 26, 2025

Petty

Petty is when you make a fucking big deal over small shit.

You're petty. All I said was 'I wasn't interested.' Can you plz chill bitch?

by omfggdiana February 18, 2017

petty ass bitch

A group of people or one person who talk shit and make indirect comment about people and they don't wanna run they SCARY ASS UP💯💯!!!

Tionna was a petty ass bitch when she was talking shit and didn't say it to my face..

by LilShawty Society May 29, 2016

petty

1. making things, events, or actions normal people dismiss as trivial or insignificant into excuses to be upset, uncooperative, childish, or stubborn.

2. A person who habitually overreacts.

3. A person who is purposefully childish with the intent of illiciting a reaction (sometimes funny).

4. An immature over reaction in retaliation of an undesired outcome.

1. Susie is upset the teacher didn't call on her after answering three times in a row. She's petty.

2. I really don't feel like going over Xenobia's house today, you know shes mad petty.

3. She told me if I change the game I might have a chance so I turned the channel from Knicks to the PGA tour.

4. "Oooooooh so you want to stay out all night?" *changes locks on front door*

by Ch1ef July 20, 2016

Petty

Being childish over little things

Marcus is being childish. #PettyMarcus

by Doesnt matter too me May 29, 2017